Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wait... What's Wrong With my Blog?

Contrary to what many of my viewers must think, this is not my first attempt at a blog. It is, remarkably, closer to my eleventh attempt to spill my guts on this blogosphere we call Earth. 

You see, this blog was created with controversy saturating every letter of its page like a week-old bunt cake long forgotten atop the refrigerator. It 
was birthed in the darkest alleyway of Sin City itself. Or so it would seem when I received the following message.
My initial reaction combusted into  

Me? Under investigation for possible violations? What could I have possibly done wrong? So I did some research that led me to actually read, for the first time in my life, a Terms of Service list. (For those potential law-breaking bloggers out there who haven't taken the time to read this crucial list of no-nos, I will reproduce the entertaining part here)

At first, I thought it might be a violation of hateful content since I used the word "slave", as in, "Boyfriend-Slave". By this point, I was past being slightly upset and entering the arena of royally pissed off. That's not actually true, but my blog had been locked for nearly three weeks and I was beginning to lose hope it all aspects of my nearly tangible blogging future. I mean, come on, I'm not doing anybody any harm. I just want to catalogue some of my travels and make some jokes along the way. Who do they think they are trying to stop me from doing that. Seriously, who the hell do they think that are? It would be like if I went to their house and told them they couldn't take a shower because it violates a pornographic rule. 

Then I was hit with another notice, which explained that I was red-flagged as a spam blog.
Nonsensical text? Alright, I'll give em that one.



3 comments:

Sisters! said...

Hooray! My boyfriend-slave takes blogging into his own hands. Your frequent appearance on the Sisters! blog will surely be missed.

J. Thomas said...

First, why on earth did blogspot think you were spam? And second, why do the Sisters! think you will no longer be a frequent visitor on their blog? You can still frequent their blog even though you have your own, right???

Meerkat Mike the Boyfriend-Slave. said...

I suppose I still might be a guest star for their blog; but due to factors that were out of our hands, it was becoming clear that the Sisters! blog was becoming more of a MikeandKatie! blog. Hence, my new separate blog.

Despite it all, I assure you that this blog will be very frequently update (1000 times more so than any meerkat blog). For example, when there are new Keety pictures, I will create a new blog post that calls attention to the new pictures.